Most awesome comeback!

[MitchHanson]

Okay, so you're just sitting at the lunch tables and the most jerkiest jerk at school comes over and says;

"Hey buttface, get you fat butt off my seat. GET A LIFE!"

and you simply say;

"I saw your mom poop"

and they just leave, just like that. There's nothing anyone can say to continue the conversation. If someone was to say that to you, you just can't do anything, there's nothing you can say!

So next time someone insults you, you just say the magic words

 

[Little Miss]

Personally, no. When you have snitchy girls in your class or kids, well no. No hope. I could never do that. I'd just sit with the little nursery kids if that happened, which has never happened.

 

[Bacon Boy]

This was meaningless. That would be so stupid to say...

 

[Thunder]

There is a way to continue the conversation:

Guy 1: Hey blah blah blah, get out of my seat.
Guy 2: I saw ur mom poop lul
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2 = Dead Guy 1

 

[Stardust]

guy 1: hey whats cracking stardust?
me: your face

 

[beehdaubs]

I'm afraid that if I said something as bad as: "I saw your mom poop", at my school, they would immediatly laugh, tell their friends, laugh some more, and then finally, I would be socially outcasted and remain miserable during the remainder of my time spent at school.
To sum it up, that is the most horrid comeback ever, unless you are joking. If that is the case, then "lol".

 

[Megamannt125]

No here's the best comback.
"Hey buttface, get you fat butt off my seat. GET A LIFE!"
Comback: "Why? You can just sit in my lap and we're both happy bby ;D"
If it's a straight guy then your in luck and they'll most likely walk away with a creeped out expression on they're face.

 

[Link]

No here's the best comback.
"Hey buttface, get you fat butt off my seat. GET A LIFE!"
Comback: "Why? You can just sit in my lap and we're both happy bby ;D"
If it's a straight guy then your in luck and they'll most likely walk away with a creeped out expression on they're face.

I wish it'd work for me.
That would just get you dead in Emgland I'm afraid D:

 

[Bacon Boy]

I'm afraid that if I said something as bad as: "I saw your mom poop", at my school, they would immediatly laugh, tell their friends, laugh some more, and then finally, I would be socially outcasted and remain miserable during the remainder of my time spent at school.
To sum it up, that is the most horrid comeback ever, unless you are joking. If that is the case, then "lol".

no, he's serious. But saying things like that would make you look like a moron.

 

[Arctic Kyle]

That's the BEST!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!

 

[tehbellman]

lol i like you can sit on me lol

 

[VantagE]

Lol I have never had to deal with something like this. But I would say, "Your seat? I don't see your name anywhere. So I will continue to sit here thank you." =D

 

[Weegeefan765]

lol i like you can sit on me lol

*Sits on face*

Oops... :wintergyroid:

 

[MitchHanson]

Lol. Like most of the things I say, it's for lolz. Not a joke, really, but not really serious. It's for teh epic lolz. And if you have true friends, they would lol as well.

Who wants a cheese burger? MEOW!

 

[KHero]

You can say "Your Face" to anything. I do it all the time.

 

[MygL]

lol i dun have bullies at my school YAY!!!

lol no i just saw one

Guy1 "hey do you mind if my dog poops in your face?"

Guy 2 "(uhmm wut was that that thread that Galen maked??........uhm oh yea)" "i saw ur mom poop"

Guy946876: (omg im going to laugh so everyone laughs too) "LOLOLOLOL"

 

[-Aaron]

"Get your fat butt out of my seat"

"That's what she said."