Mock the person above you.

[cannedcommunism]

Title says all, just keep it appropriate!

EDIT: Mockery has to relate to the user you're mocking.

 

[tinytaylor]

I have way too many spoilers and couldn't pick between wolf and fox.

 

[cannedcommunism]

I'm a small version of Taylor from Dark Veil.

(OK, I think we should come up with more creative mockery.)

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

I'm a small version of Taylor from Dark Veil.

(OK, I think we should come up with more creative mockery.)

(DAT INSULT! WOW!)

A little too salty for my tastes. (Don't kill me)

 

[Pathetic]

hello i am commanderleahshepard and i like 2 roleplay
also i like anime

{dont take this personally, of course. ;;}

 

[cannedcommunism]

Females are superior.

 

[debinoresu]

hi im foxwolf64 and im a big poopy diaper baby

 

[cannedcommunism]

(And they have to relate to the user.)

I'm pretty sure Wolfgang is female. Look at dat crown of roses! Dat female right there.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

My name is Raphael, and my girlfriend was squished by a concrete block.

 

[cannedcommunism]

My name is Raphael, and my girlfriend was squished by a concrete block.

GOLDEN!!! PERFECT!

I play as 2 people in Dark Veil cuz I'm forever alone (Don't kill me)

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

GOLDEN!!! PERFECT!

I play as 2 people in Dark Veil cuz I'm forever alone (Don't kill me)

(BWAHAHHAHA)

When I was little, my sister went missing and ran away because I, Raphael, smell bad.

 

[cannedcommunism]

But she didn't run away, she was KIDNAPPED oh whatever it's part of the insult.

Did my hair appointment go well? (signature)

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

But she didn't run away, she was KIDNAPPED oh whatever it's part of the insult.

Did my hair appointment go well? (signature)

(But Death the Kids hair is so smexy :3)
One day, I am going to get a sex change, roll around in a bin, then I am set to be the new Lady GaGa (oh god don't kill me)

 

[CookingOkasan]

I woke up like this.....
idek you can't mock bey

edit: luckily I didn't have to so byeeeeee

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

I'm Commander Leah Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

 

[cannedcommunism]

(But Death the Kids hair is so smexy :3)
One day, I am going to get a sex change, roll around in a bin, then I am set to be the new lady GaGa (oh god don't kill me)

That's depressingly accurate.

lysandre: I remain obscure.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

That's depressingly accurate.

*sips tea* Misa's a good baby name, right?

(Omfg XD freaking nailed it)

Even when I am dead and alone up in heaven with no one around to disturb us (Misa), I, Raphael still can't get laid. (Seriously, have you seen the hints she's been dropping )

 

[cannedcommunism]

Yes, Your Majesty? BTW, Hades, you smell like dead people.

 

[Jawile]

You're so lazy you can't think of an insult that isn't Dark Veil related.

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

I have a borderline unhealthy Pokemon obsession.