Captain Crazy Chicken
The bad guys are pirates?
There's a new trailer for S5.
One of the main Big Bads included in S5 is the character called Sim E. Laire, at least by me. Now, listen, children, you might expect Sim E. Laire to look like a white Alicorn stallion with a black mane and a Cutie Mark of 3 = signs, but you'd be DEAD WRONG! Sim E. Laire looks like...
...This.
In case you're colorblind, she's got pink fur, lavender-ish eyes, and a purple mane with an aquamarine stripe.
Also, a main theory about her that I have, is the fact that she uses her "unicorn" form as a guise, and is in fact a Sphinx. You know, like the one in Egypt? Only this time, she has a draconic humanoid face, and none of that royal Egyptian garb, but to compensate, she has a ton of = motifs. Here they are:
This is why Sim E. Laire, the polar opposite of Discord, is the scariest Big Bad on the show.
One of the main Big Bads included in S5 is the character called Sim E. Laire, at least by me. Now, listen, children, you might expect Sim E. Laire to look like a white Alicorn stallion with a black mane and a Cutie Mark of 3 = signs, but you'd be DEAD WRONG! Sim E. Laire looks like...

...This.
In case you're colorblind, she's got pink fur, lavender-ish eyes, and a purple mane with an aquamarine stripe.
Also, a main theory about her that I have, is the fact that she uses her "unicorn" form as a guise, and is in fact a Sphinx. You know, like the one in Egypt? Only this time, she has a draconic humanoid face, and none of that royal Egyptian garb, but to compensate, she has a ton of = motifs. Here they are:
- She has a two-pronged rod I like to call the Anti-Talent Rod, which can remove somepony's unique factor and replace the Cutie Mark associated with this talent with an = sign. The stolen Cutie Mark is instead shown on a hologram wall, where it'll be displayed from the time of theft until Spike shows up out of nowhere with Discord to save the day and destroy the Rod.
- She also has two unibrows, to resemble an = sign.
- Her pupils are = signs, too.
- She even has the classic lions' tail, but it splits at the base of the furry tip, and it's black. In fact, she has two of
them. - Her name when out of the unicorn guise is Equalis, which is even MORE relevant to her = motif.
This is why Sim E. Laire, the polar opposite of Discord, is the scariest Big Bad on the show.