Misheard sentences from (Anywhere really)

[Paperboy012305]

It can be from anything, commercials, songs, movies, video games, etc.

I always heard the sentence from the Froot Loops commercials where Toucan Sam says this at the end "Just follow your nose" as "Just swallow your nails". I was like a teen when I heard that, and it took me until I was 18 to finally realize he said follow your nose.

Pretty funny right? I don't know about you guys if you'll post here and think this is just an irrelevant thread, but post your examples please.

 

[CinnamonKiss]

Oh, this sounds like fun! I can't think of any of my own off the top of my head but my mom has one that I find hilarious.
She thinks the band Imagine Dragons is called Magic Dragons, and their song Radioactive has a chorus that says, "Ready to rock you, ready to rock you," but in reality it's "Radioactive, radioactive." My sister and I haven't bothered correcting her on that one.
If I think of/notice any others I'll definitely post again

 

[carp]

eiffel 65 - blue;

actual lyric - "i'm blue if i was green i would die"
my brain- "i'm blue and i would beat off a guy"