Man allegedly breaks into home, licks 11-year-old boy's belly button

I saw that in today's paper (I live in the metro area south of St. Paul/Minneapolis). That guys a sicko.
 
So i'm the only one that lol'd at this? It's not like he raped the boy or anything. He did something much more hilarious.
 
In all my years, this is the most bizarre story I've read involving a man licking a belly button.
 
Pardon me? Whoa. Whoa, whoa whoa. That is remarkably messed up but at the same time kind of ****ing hilarious.
 
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