Make your own Kapp'n Sea Shanty!

[SodaDog]

If you have been to the island in Gamecube
Animal Crossing, you might notice the song Kapp'n sings during the trip: The same song, with different lyrics.
Now its time to make your own! I'll Start

I'm a bum that lives
in shady suburbs,
mum loves me,
dad loves me, on the kerb.

I never have fun,
cuz, I am a bad beach bum,
shady sea, play with me,
but not today.

You may know me
as a bad beach bum,
they find me, in the sea
but i'm not dumb

Not that dumb.

 

[Crystal Kitty Cat]

I am a big fat-ty but,
You dont have to, tell me.
In fact it makes things quite hard,
When I need to pee.

Sometime when I need to,
Do a big fat poo.
Me mum has to come,
To wipe my bum.
To-oo wipe......my bum.

Tune:
Da da da da da-da,
Dadadadadada.
Da da da da da da,
Dadada da-da
Da da da da da-da
Dadadadadada.
Da da da da da da,
Dadadadadada.
Da da daaa...dada.