Make a sad story by using only 5 words

[Aderyn]

The ice-cream machine is broken

 

[Midoriya]

He got mad and killed

 

[tinycomet]

It all ended that night ~

wow couldn't be light and funny at 1am could you?

- - - Post Merge - - -

It all ended that night ~

wow couldn't be light and funny at 1am could you?

 

[MapleSilver]

The life support system malfunctioned.

 

[Warrior]

No Animal Crossing at e3.

 

[calamitybot]

Your mom is big gay

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Waluigi will never love me T__T

 

[Elephantmarshmallow]

My kitty isn?t coming home

 

[Midoriya]

I’m feeling lazy and unmotivated

 

[xSuperMario64x]

I haven't found shiny Absol

 

[orchidflesh]

Life Alert never showed up

 

[dimicrow]

waluigi is not in smash



canberra isn't thinking about moving

 

[Midoriya]

She lost all her money

 

[orchidflesh]

I am the cat lady

 

[PyroMike]

I was feeling happy.... was........

 

[orchidflesh]

People actually dislike lazy Erik

 

[PyroMike]

People actually like lazy Erik

 

[MapleSilver]

EA bought all of Nintendo.

 

[Midoriya]

Disney bought all of Marvel

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Still haven't found shiny absol