Make a sad story by using only 5 words

[your local goomy]

"We have food at home."

 

[tessa grace]

"did you clean your room?"

 

[GuerreraD]

Never found the way back.

 

[Clock]

A connection error has occurred

 

[Ravenkitty22]

I’m still mad at you

 

[VanitasFan26]

My life is always pure pain.

 

[Clock]

All of my turnips disappeared

 

[Ravenkitty22]

Why is it always me?

 

[ConfusedDad]

Everyone you love is dead.

 

[Angieyvonne]

tummy ache in traffic jam

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

All My Friends Are Dead.

 

[Clock]

My phone battery is 1%

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

My flesh is melting off me.

 

[Millysaurusrexjr]

Never heard from her again.

 

[Clock]

Raymond got voided in NH

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

The forums closed down today.

 

[VernalLapin]

The lightning struck the bride.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Mommy doesn’t love you anymore!

 

[xSuperMario64x]

He fell on a bagel

this has been living rent free in my head for a long time lmao


also yay this thread is back!

 

[Ravenkitty22]

He ran over my cat