Make a Presumption About the Next Poster

Nah, I rather dump him in a trashcan and light it on fire, then kick it down a hill.

Next person wish they had a significant other.
 
Actually, I don't really enjoy it that much.

Next poster has gotten into a fight.
 
Yes, I don't swim. I perform a ritual in the water known as the death dive where I flop around aimlessly trying to walk on water until I spin in 180 degrees down to the bottom of the ocean and die.

TNP believes in miracles.
 
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