I once had a lucid dream that I hit this guy with my cane, got sent to a retirement home, tied thousands of balloons to my house, floated to South America, met an 8 year old boy scout who needed to get his assisting the elderly badge, got caught in a thunderstorm, the 8 year old steered the house to South America, we fell out of the house, we made it to South America, we needed to get the house to Paradise Falls, we met this crazy bird who the kid named Kevin, we met this talking dog named Dug, who was part of a whole pack of talking dogs, then I found out that the boy's parents were divorced, then the next day we were taken away by the talking dogs, who belonged to my childhood hero Charles Muntz, who has been here all his life looking for the bird Kevin, so then after dinner he turned evil on us, we managed to escape from the talking dogs, we still needed to get to the falls, the bird was hurt, the boy wanted to bring the bird to her babies, but I needed to get to the falls, but I decided to help the bird, then me and the boy scout bonded some more, then we let the bird go, but then he was captured by Muntz, we tried to help the bird but Muntz set my house on fire and I had to protect it, the boy scout got mad and Kevin was taken away, we made it to the falls, everyone had sad faces, I went back in the house and found out that my wife had filled her adventure book with pictures of our life, I cried, then I decided to go rescue Kevin, but the boy scout grabbed some balloons and flew to help her, my only choice was to empty my house so it could float because the balloons got weak, turns out Dug the talking dog was in the house, we became bffls, boy scout got captured by Muntz and almost killed but I saved him, then I put him in the house, Dug and I went to go murder Muntz and save Kevin, we snuck through the ship and Dug got locked out of the room, and there was a huge battle and we barely managed to escape, meanwhile the boy scout fell out of the house and was dangling on the hose, the dogs were in airplanes trying to murder him, Dug defeated the leader of the dogs and became the leader, Kevin and I managed to climb up the side of the ship, Russell climbed up and killed the dogs, then he flew the house over to the top of the ship and we met up with him, and Dug came out of nowhere, then Muntz shot down the house and it was dangling on the edge of the ship, I was holding onto the hose while Muntz was trying to break into the house and murder Kevin, Dug, and the boy scout, but then I got chocolate and everyone jumped out of the house, Muntz fell down and died, and my house flew away, but I got over it pretty quick, then we sent Kevin and her babies away, and we stole Muntz's ship and flew home, I gave the boy scout a grape soda bottlecap, and we got ice cream, meanwhile the house was sitting beside the falls. THE END
Wait a minute, that wasn't a dream. Sorry.
