Did I come? Am I allowed? Pm, vm or like if I can come please.
Omg, no!!!! There are some HORRIBLE people out there
(If I can come, I'll bring a hybrid or two, tell me what you like)

Hello there!
Do you happen to have any of these clothing items?
-Ninja Shirt
-Ninja Hood
-Spring Kimono
-Samurai Shirt
Thank you for your time.
I'm pretty sure i threw a spring kimono in the dump, just not sure if anyone's taken it... and wouldn't be surprised if the other items are among the pile too so you can come over to check it out if you'd like xD
I would love to, please add me and let me know when you're ready.
Hiya, I don't remember if I've come over or not. If I haven't may I?

 on my way will be there with Elrond
 on my way will be there with Elrond
Ah thank you very much! I shall leave you some feedback.

Thanks a ton again! Sorry for the misunderstanding. Didn't take any flowers from there though.
No worries! I never considered that you would - and you came to my town before so I know i can trust you :3 any suggestions on how I should write the description so that it's more clear for the rest of the people? xD
EDIT:
I just changed it to:
'And no beaches."
... hopefully that's better than "No beaches. No bridges" since i think bridge is the word that throws some people off o _o
 just offering since I'm not doing anything.
 just offering since I'm not doing anything.can i come over i am looking for a pink lace up dress
 will open gates.
 will open gates.If you want I can come back and organize things for you. It might make it easier for people to know where to go.
I do it in my town a lot. I've gotten pretty quick at it. For example. Put clothes in one spot. Furniture in another. All the flowers in one big spot. Etc. only if you want.just offering since I'm not doing anything.