Selling Looking to get rid of these two

[FantaKitty213]

I've been trying for about a month now to get rid of these two villagers and still, they have neither asked to move nor has anyone showed any interest in them.

Pancetti (snooty pig)
Chow (cranky bear)

I'm willing to do just about anything to get them out. Hell, if even one person shows any vague interest in them and doesn't want to pay for them, I might just give them away...

Price range is 500 - 1,000 bells each, price negotiable. If this doesn't go very well I might end up giving them away or something... I just want these douche canoes gone.

 

[Mr.Fox]

LOL I want a douche canoe!

I have a villager moving out in the next few days, so if Chow's still kickin around lemme know...but I do feel I should point out it took me FOREVER to get him to move when I first had him.

 

[FantaKitty213]

I'm more than sure he'll still be here so, when the time arises, let me know if you still want him!