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when your sugar daddy gets your arclight vel'koz and you just kinda scream because it's so shiny
I started playing again in August after a long break with no computer. In that time I hit level 30 and placed in ranked. I'm silver 3 and haven't played much. I guess I main support and mid, but I honestly just fill most of the time. My mains are Teemo for top, Ahri/Lux for mid, Voli for jungle, Leona/Braum for support, and Ashe for ADC.
Edit: My IGN is SirPenthore, I added it to the Google doc.
Edit: My IGN is SirPenthore, I added it to the Google doc.
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Anybody have stories of toxicity to share?
I usually give out my skype if people ask, since, there is the occasional cool person. If not, it's always nice to listen to children scream. Anyways, I get into the call with this kid and his friend. They come off as somewhere between 12-16. The one kid has a "creepy spongebob" avatar, and the other has a Filthy Frank one. When we get in the game, I'm chillin', y'know, first game of the night, fun stuff. This kid is getting pissy with his friend and is yelling at him. I sit through this, and him flaming his land opponents for a good 10 minutes before I say something. I say "I don't think your friend appreciates being yelled at". I know it was pointless but it's always fun to see how mean people are. This kid tries to defend verbally abusing his friend over a game of League. Like, wtf. After that, he just spews whatever "creative" insult he can think of, and makes jokes a stereotypical 12-16 year old would make. I usually laugh at kids like this, but it was honestly saddening. Plus our teams JG was raging in chat. Overall, the game sucked, and after it ended this kid is reporting people. I of course removed him from skype and league afterwards
I usually give out my skype if people ask, since, there is the occasional cool person. If not, it's always nice to listen to children scream. Anyways, I get into the call with this kid and his friend. They come off as somewhere between 12-16. The one kid has a "creepy spongebob" avatar, and the other has a Filthy Frank one. When we get in the game, I'm chillin', y'know, first game of the night, fun stuff. This kid is getting pissy with his friend and is yelling at him. I sit through this, and him flaming his land opponents for a good 10 minutes before I say something. I say "I don't think your friend appreciates being yelled at". I know it was pointless but it's always fun to see how mean people are. This kid tries to defend verbally abusing his friend over a game of League. Like, wtf. After that, he just spews whatever "creative" insult he can think of, and makes jokes a stereotypical 12-16 year old would make. I usually laugh at kids like this, but it was honestly saddening. Plus our teams JG was raging in chat. Overall, the game sucked, and after it ended this kid is reporting people. I of course removed him from skype and league afterwards
My biggest pet peeve is people acting like they're too good when they're just being carried, and I remember once I got into a game with a kid who had never played ADC before but all the other roles were taken. I told it was ok, he'd do fine, just have to practice, etc. and basically told him just play smart and engage when I do. I wasn't gonna give him any trouble for not being new, you know, that's how you learn. He ended up doing pretty good, couple with the fact at that point I was pretty much exclusively a support main and knew how to carry him well. But it inflated his ego Hugely. It started out with humble bragging ("This is my first time ADC, haha") and quickly devolved into him just being a prick about it. He added me on league afterwards, whatever. He messages me a few days later and is like "you wanna play my friends being a ****** and says he hates it when I talk ****" and I told him I felt the same way and then he called me a ****** and I was like "Dam you got me...."
I removed him, the end.
I removed him, the end.
That Zephyr Guy
crouton.net
One time in a game I was play Twisted Fate. I got fed enough to the point where I could burst down an enemy immediately during fights.
During a teamfight I picked a bad target and focused the enemy support Lux. ADC would have been a better choice, but it wasn't completely awful since she was building full damage "support", you know the kind.
After the teamfight ends she types in all chat.
"Wow, TF, you're so bad lmao."
So I sort of say to myself that she's my target for the rest of the game. Every time I have the chance to get a pick on her, or a teamfight goes down, she was my target. Every. Single. Time. I essentially decided to settle down and decide she wasn't going to get to play League of Legends for half an hour.
The game rolls over to an end, and we barely lose. I'm talking like, both teams with their nexus towers exposed 50 minute kind of game close, but I don't care. I was having fun with my own little game inside of the game.
Just as the game is close to ending they drop this little nugget of pure gold into all-chat.
"TF, please, come over to my house and ◙◙◙◙ my sister. You're so awful that it's amazing. I need some of that legendary blood in my family."
Tl;Dr: Someone got so mad at me at a game of League of Legends they told me to bang their sister.
During a teamfight I picked a bad target and focused the enemy support Lux. ADC would have been a better choice, but it wasn't completely awful since she was building full damage "support", you know the kind.
After the teamfight ends she types in all chat.
"Wow, TF, you're so bad lmao."
So I sort of say to myself that she's my target for the rest of the game. Every time I have the chance to get a pick on her, or a teamfight goes down, she was my target. Every. Single. Time. I essentially decided to settle down and decide she wasn't going to get to play League of Legends for half an hour.
The game rolls over to an end, and we barely lose. I'm talking like, both teams with their nexus towers exposed 50 minute kind of game close, but I don't care. I was having fun with my own little game inside of the game.
Just as the game is close to ending they drop this little nugget of pure gold into all-chat.
"TF, please, come over to my house and ◙◙◙◙ my sister. You're so awful that it's amazing. I need some of that legendary blood in my family."
Tl;Dr: Someone got so mad at me at a game of League of Legends they told me to bang their sister.
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How do you guys like Kindred if you've tried them? I don't think that they're for me. I really only ever play really tanky jungles so they transition was pretty difficult. That said, I'm gonna keep practicing them after everyone and their mother is done instalocking and trying to play them
i play a lot on pbe and trust me people will be complete garbage with them at first
also the best insult ive ever seen was when i was playing tf vs fizz and i crushed their fizz
so this nid on his team says: ""this fizz surpassed hellen keller for most outstanding disabled people""
here's the screenshot, was like a month ago:
also the best insult ive ever seen was when i was playing tf vs fizz and i crushed their fizz
so this nid on his team says: ""this fizz surpassed hellen keller for most outstanding disabled people""
here's the screenshot, was like a month ago:
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That Zephyr Guy
crouton.net
I'm a little suspicious that Kindred might be broken as hell and we don't realize it yet similar to how Tahm Kench was.
The reason we're not seeing this yet is, mainly I think, because so many people are building her severely wrong; with devourer.
With devourer's recent nerfs, it's not viable on her anymore. All of the people who've been spamming Kindred since PBE have taken note that Warrior + Stacking armor pen is BY FAR the better option because of how much raw physical damage her passive does.
So far the best build is:
Warrior (Bork first if a laner)
Youmuu's
Runaan's (That %health shred on 3 targets)
Bork (LW if laner)
Since you do 8%(Bork) + 8.75%(Passive from jungle) current health damage per auto at this point EVEN WITHOUT A KILLS, you can choose to either build defensively, or build more offensively, so either Bloodthirster for more in-fight sustain, or flat out defensive items. Frozen mallet is also a good buy since it makes her kiting that much stronger, but it's too expensive to consider core.
She's also definitely the type of champion you NEED to build a team around. Champions like Gnar and Janna both synergize with her extremely well, and sabotage her, where using your ult as a friendly assassin goes in is catastrophic. Bard is her worst nightmare.
The reason we're not seeing this yet is, mainly I think, because so many people are building her severely wrong; with devourer.
With devourer's recent nerfs, it's not viable on her anymore. All of the people who've been spamming Kindred since PBE have taken note that Warrior + Stacking armor pen is BY FAR the better option because of how much raw physical damage her passive does.
So far the best build is:
Warrior (Bork first if a laner)
Youmuu's
Runaan's (That %health shred on 3 targets)
Bork (LW if laner)
Since you do 8%(Bork) + 8.75%(Passive from jungle) current health damage per auto at this point EVEN WITHOUT A KILLS, you can choose to either build defensively, or build more offensively, so either Bloodthirster for more in-fight sustain, or flat out defensive items. Frozen mallet is also a good buy since it makes her kiting that much stronger, but it's too expensive to consider core.
She's also definitely the type of champion you NEED to build a team around. Champions like Gnar and Janna both synergize with her extremely well, and sabotage her, where using your ult as a friendly assassin goes in is catastrophic. Bard is her worst nightmare.
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Good job! I placed Silver 3 without really knowing what I was doing in terms of ranked and only played really one role. I retired from ranked awhile back so that I could practice more, get more proficient at other lanes, get better at my main chars for each lane. At this point I'm feelin pretty good and confident about it, I'm excited to start back up next month when the new season starts.
Ah good job! I was so excited when I hit lvl 30 the first time.
I'm kinda itching to try out ranked
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