Last Post Wins! #2

[Brad]

YEEEAAAAAHHHH BOOOIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jake]

and i am going to target tomorrow.
and buying a Kelly Clarkson CD.
and getting McDonalds.
and dancing to Beyonce.


AMAZING

 

[Brad]

I agree with two of those. Nothebeyonceorkellyclarcksonpartthough.

 

[Jake]

but..... I am dancing to Beyonce for my next video.

ALSO'

i am going to a sleep over on thursday and i am bringing like this ~20 person tent, anyone know how to put up a tent??

last time i put a tent up i couldn't and had to get the people next to me to do it for me.
I'm just to stylish for tents.

 

[Brad]

but..... I am dancing to Beyonce for my next video.

ALSO'

i am going to a sleep over on thursday and i am bringing like this ~20 person tent, anyone know how to put up a tent??

last time i put a tent up i couldn't and had to get the people next to me to do it for me.
I'm just to stylish for tents.

C'MON, BRO! BE A MAN! ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE BIT OF BROTEIN!!!!!!!

 

[Keenan]

NO! YOU LIKE A YEAR OLDER THAN ME SUCKKKKAAAAA@@!!!!!!!

P.S. THE WAY YOU PHRASED THAT WAS WHACK, GURRRL!

You're younger than me? I always assumed that you were older...

 

[Brad]

Out of all my friends I'm most of the time the youngest. I was born in August, and school starts in September. So I was *barley* five when I started Kindergarten, so that might explain why. I was basically a 4 year old, still. So I'll only be 17 when graduate, won't even be legally old enough to move out.

 

[Callie]

Wait, what grade are you in?

I'm old enough to be a 10th grader, but because of my weird kindergarten and some odd cut off date I'm a 9th grader. Well, I guess technically I'm a 10th grader now, seeing as I just completed my 9th grade year.

AND FINE. I WILL HIT YOU WITH MY MOTOR CYCLE. WHILST PLAYING A GAME OF THE CARD VARIETY.

 

[Brad]

I'm going into 10th grade as well, I remember you guys talking about that, so I guess that's why I always thought we were all the same age. But, I'm just a youngin'.

 

[Callie]

Yeah, I feel like I remember a similar conversation, but I just wanted to clarify because of reasons. But I mean, we're essentially the same age. A year or two isn't really that big. I've had a few people ask me if I'm gonna have a sweet sixteen, and then I'm just kind of like "UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
My last two birthday parties involved video game tournaments and a contest party; one in which you doodle on everyone's faces.
Someone wrote "Belieber" on my forehead
Damn them all
Prizes included whoopee cushions, pirate swag (eye patch and hook), and a bubble blower that smells like chocolate.

So yes, I am totally having a sweet sixteen
I am definitely someone who should do that
Invite everybody I know
Dancing
Drinking
Drugging
whatever the hell else you do at sweet sixteens
bring it
I'm cool
I'm hip
I can get jiggy with it

This post is much longer than it needs to be.

 

[Brad]

Someone wrote "Belieber" on my forehead, Damn them all.

Someone wrote YOLO in my yearbook. Yearbook signing time was over.

 

[Keenan]

I'm old enough to be a 10th grader, but because of my weird kindergarten and some odd cut off date I'm a 9th grader. Well, I guess technically I'm a 10th grader now, seeing as I just completed my 9th grade year.

Same with me. I missed the cutoff by two days.

 

[Callie]

Same with me. I missed the cutoff by two days.

High five for senior citizenship!

 

[Brad]

HAHA!!!!! You guys are old!!! Woo! *Rides off on Motorcycle with all my cool young friends*

 

[Keenan]

High five for senior citizenship!

When did Alex gave that sweet stash?

 

[Jake]

this is like a soapie.

 

[Brad]

When did Alex gave that sweet stash?

Don't know, but he needs to grow it way out. Get a Man-Stache. Or make into a Handlebar.

 

[Callie]

Spoiler: or even better

 

[Jake]

ewww thats chat

 

[Brad]

A dark shadowy figure apprehends a couple of thugs.

"Wh-who... are you?"

The Dark figure moves into the light, his mustache, and beard in the shape of a bat are exposed.

"I'm Stache-Man."