Last Post Wins! #2

[Brad]

So, babies are oranges.

 

[Callie]

I didn't want to be graphic, but the "sap" is human blood. The stick is from a man eating tree. So the baby is half human half plant. But eventually the baby's roots from the man eating part of its soul act up and kill the plant half with bloody murder.

 

[Brad]

So, babies are VIRAL DOGS!!!

 

[Callie]

Spoiler: Babies essentially come from...

So um, as to your question, no. Only crotchety old men are viral dogs.

 

[Brad]

How is a raven like a writing desk?
Poe used them both for a poem.

 

[Callie]

Snap, you got it. *Applause*

 

[Chimera]

With these hands I hold the fate of millions.

 

[Callie]

We're doomed...

 

[Brad]

At least we all know it won't be 2012.

 

[Callie]

So given that the fate is in Chimera's hands, I give us...a week?

So, WE GON' PARTY LIKE, LIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD. WE GON' PARTY LIKE, LIKE IT'S 20..11?

GODDAMIT CHIMERA! KEEP US ALIVE LONGER, IT ISN'T AS CATCHY.

 

[Brad]

Unless he's got a time machine!

 

[Callie]

But are the batteries dead?

 

[Chimera]

We're just gonna party, and the trolls will have to provide services and resources if they wanna live.

 

[Callie]

But what if they sneak a bomb in our resources and services?

 

[Brad]

Okay, here's what you do, cut the red wire. Or maybe it was the black, wire.... NO! I'm almost positive it was re-, no I think it was Blue. Actually, just... good luck.

 

[Callie]

Isn't it red you're dead, blue you're through, and yellow you're mellow? So cut the yellow.

BUT WHAT IF IT'S RED YOU'RE TED, BLUE YOU'RE NEW, AND YELLOW YOU'RE JELLO? I DON'T WANT TO BE JELLO!

 

[Brad]

NOT JELLO MAN!!!

 

[Callie]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Rover AC]

Sucker! I'm WINNING!

 

[Chimera]

Well you see, I control the fate of trolls, so they best not be trying anything funny.