Last Post Wins! #2

[Callie]

Yep. I'm excited. Hey, is cat planet in our universe?

 

[twinkinator]

Maybe, but who cares? I don't. I still think there should be a dog planet.

 

[Chimera]

Cat Planet is actually in one of many parallel universes, which explains why they can talk. But If I made it to Cat Planet, we all can!
Dog Planet hasn't been discovered. If there is one, it would most likely be in a parallel universe as well.

 

[Callie]

(*In head* maybe you'd find dog planet if you were still discovering the universe...)

But if cats talk in that parallel universe, would that make humans meow?

 

[Chimera]

You know I can read your mind, I'm psychic. I'm still discovering the universe, I might find a dog planet, but do you know how long it takes for me just to travel a freakin' lightyear? Give me a break!

And it is possible for humans to meow in a parallel universe, it just depends on where the universe is lined and placed in the 5th dimension.

 

[twinkinator]

What, it takes you a year or something? Geez...go faster.

BTW, humans can meow in this world.

 

[Callie]

Yeah, but not many, and usually they're ********.

 

[Chimera]

But do they meow as a primitive way of getting each other's attention? No.

And according to Einstein, nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, so the fastest would be a year to travel a lightyear, hence the name.

 

[Callie]

Well didn't I give you some of the endorsement money from my presidential campaign to defy the laws of physics?

 

[Chimera]

Yeah but I'm still negotiating with Mother Nature and Father Physics.

 

[twinkinator]

Why is it Father Physics? Why not Uncle Physics?

 

[Chimera]

Because Father Physics' is doesn't have a brother, his son, though, is Father Time.

 

[twinkinator]

So it would be grandfather physics...

 

[Chimera]

No, they're both just fathers, only Father Time refers to Father Physics as Father.

 

[twinkinator]

Why not Gramps or something creative?

 

[Chimera]

Because it's respectful.

 

[Callie]

Why not call him Grampy McGramperton? That sounds fancy...

 

[Chimera]

Anything with Mc in front of it sounds unornamented.

 

[twinkinator]

McDonald's?

Mmmm.....I'm hungry...

 

[Chimera]

Big Mac!