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Your red shell can't get me on this page.
Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
( っ'-')╮ =͟͟͞͞
he shoots, he scores!
♡ let me paint you a picture ♡
Good morning! A win to start out the day always sounds nice

Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
Doesn't it?

Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
Sneaks out

Sneaks back in... but more sneakily this time
Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
What about this then? sneaks even more sneakily than before but in italics and smaller font
Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
Almost, but still caught it!
Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
I'm spamming green shells so I have a 100% chance of winning.
everyone step back, I'll take over from here