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*bumps into hyrule4life with this and runs away before you could bounce it back to me*
Nice try, you might have laughed as you saw my kart fly back to 12th place...but I'll have the last laugh when I use this Bullet Bill to speed through the race!
Oof! You've been sniped by my banana peel right before the finish. Take that!
my star made me invincible to your banana peel and I successfully crossed the finish line in first place
I just bombed everyone minus jam because jam had a star
Haha I hit koopa with a red shell take that
You just got hit by a green shell! Bet you didn't see that coming after it bounced off a wall.
Prepare for the massive Chain Chomp to unleash its mighty rampage to send your kart flying across the sky!
Time to ruin your day 7 times with the price of 1 item
You're so unlucky. I have a crazy eight to stomp you out of my way!
It's time for you to meet my pet piranha plant
*turns off the console*
no more mario kart 👁
👁
That’s good, because it’s time for me to win.
sike
mineee
Fine, if we're not playing Mario Kart, then how about a round of Smash Bros. Ultimate?
𝘈𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦.. 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢
I don't have Smash Bros. Ultimate tho..
*Lauches everyone off the stage with dk*