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♡ let me paint you a picture ♡
Look what I've won!
Burger King gave me a crown (totally not made out of paper) and I got myself a dollar store gold-painted trophy for my win today, yay! (The trophy is made out of pure gold, not plastic gold, let's pretend it's real
).
my trophy was £4 and i have a tiara made of real plastic jewels, meaning i am superior
or do u 👁
👁
yes i doooooooooo
no i dooooooo
no i doooooooooooooooo
meeeeeeeeeeee
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh hello lmao
but i am obviously the true winner here
i'm the winner because i have the ultimate text
i win because
.....
Spoiler
I WIN
i win becuase im from scotland and we have fluffy highland cows lmao
i win because i'm warm
i've been to scotland and it was too cold
i win beacuse im listening to train and ive been to one of their concerts
i win because literally same omg!
i'm listening to drops of jupiter, my favourite by them