last person to post wins

[Pinkshade]

The salmon act makes it illegal to handle salmon suspiciously

Yo that guy be holding that salmon kinda suspicious
Get him

 

[Rosie977]

Silly string is banned

 

[Enxssi]

Does this include stealing salmon eggs for a shady person?

your goint to jail

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

You may not get an elephant drunk

 

[Pinkshade]

You may not get an elephant drunk

Dumbo is going to jail

 

[Seastar]

your goint to jail

Oh nooooooo
Wait, that law doesn't exist in the future... because no humans... and I committed the crime in the future.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Dumbo is going to jail

No the dudes who spiked dumbo’s water are going to jail

 

[Enxssi]

Yo that guy be holding that salmon kinda suspicious
Get him

“bro I swear I was just tryna play fish jenga“

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

No person may own a metal pipe

 

[Rosie977]

Can't wear a bullet proof vest while committing a crime

w h a t

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

One-armed piano players must play for free

 

[Kurb]

Can't wear a bullet proof vest while committing a crime

w h a t

that’s like saying no committing crimes
people are already breaking the law
so why not so both

 

[Enxssi]

One-armed piano players must play for free

WHAT

 

[Seastar]

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

WHAT

Ya better have two arms as a pianist if you wanna get paid

 

[Enxssi]

anyway I’m gonna go down stairs to work on the dan gang robber

 

[Kurb]

anyway I’m gonna go down stairs to work on the dan gang robber

dangling grandpa

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

anyway I’m gonna go down stairs to work on the dan gang robber

Bone apple tea?

 

[Enxssi]

dangling grandpa

dang it romper

 

[Seastar]