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[Kurb]

“Pinball machines are outlawed.”

That’s an old law from when they though it was gambling

 

[Seastar]

Hhhhhh wait I'm actually hungry after saying that...

 

[Rosie977]

One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

 

[Pinkshade]

“It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.”
That explains so much

 

[Kurb]

“Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM.”

 

[Seastar]

One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

W h a t
W h a t
W hhhh aaaaa ttttt

 

[Rosie977]

Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.

 

[Pinkshade]

Last one imma do for now there’s way too many-
“Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.”

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Rats have a 10 cent bounty on their heads

 

[Seastar]

 

[Enxssi]

Oh
I posted this in the wrong forum oop

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Scaring babies is illegal

 

[Rosie977]

You can't sniff glue

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

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Oh
I posted this in the wrong forum oop

You didn’t know that Heck freezes over?

 

[Enxssi]

Scaring babies is illegal

“Boo!”
”STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM”

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

“Boo!”
”STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM”

I’m not a baby tho

 

[Enxssi]

The salmon act makes it illegal to handle salmon suspiciously

 

[Rosie977]

You can't wound a fish with a firearm

 

[Seastar]

The salmon act makes it illegal to handle salmon suspiciously

Does this include stealing salmon eggs for a shady person?

 

[Enxssi]

You didn’t know that Heck freezes over?

IT DID WHAT—