last person to post wins

[Kurb]

“Drinking cement is prohibited.”

Alright you’d be dead before the police could get you

 

[Enxssi]

“Drinking cement is prohibited.”

drinking...cement?

 

[Pinkshade]

“It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down -street- at one time.”

 

[Enxssi]

Alright you’d be dead before the police could get you

You’ll never take me alive (proceeds to G U L P)

 

[Rosie977]

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

 

[Kurb]

“It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down -street- at one time.”

Imagine the traffic

 

[Enxssi]

also

Weird Laws in your state

title. ill quote some of the ones I typed later in California, women are not allowed to drive a motor vehicle while wearing a house boat

www.belltreeforums.com

 

[Pinkshade]

“One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.”

 

[Kurb]

“It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road“

 

[Rosie977]

It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly.

 

[Pinkshade]

“Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.”

 

[Seastar]

“It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road“

W h a t

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“Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.”

That makes sense, though.

 

[Kurb]

who would be prosecuted if a chicken crossed the road

 

[Pinkshade]

“Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.”

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who would be prosecuted if a chicken crossed the road

The chicken

 

[Rosie977]

One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

 

[Kurb]

“Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.”

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The chicken

“What’re you in for?”
”Cluck cluck.”

 

[Pinkshade]

“No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.”

 

[Seastar]

who would be prosecuted if a chicken crossed the road

The chicken

The chicken gets cooked.

 

[Kurb]

One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

ok i think that was made because of an inside joke

 

[Pinkshade]

“Pinball machines are outlawed.”