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I am upsetti and out of spaghetti
“You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.”
so are other instruments ok
wait you have to pay for goatees in Louisiana too
why
”It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down (road name) on Sunday.”
Excuse me what
1.) You must have windshield wipers on your car.
3.) Putting salt on a railroad track can be punishable by death.
6.) It's illegal to wear a fake moustache in church because it could cause laughter.
10.) It's illegal to put an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
12.) It's legal to drive down a one-way street the wrong way as long as you have a lantern attached to the front of your vehicle.
13.) Bear wrestling matches are illegal.
14.) Dominoes must not be played on Sundays.
20.) In case of divorce, women are entitled to keep all of the property they owned before the marriage. However, this law doesn't apply to men.
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Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
Also you can't tie an alligator to a fire hydrant
I am upsetti and out of spaghetti
UHM
“Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.”
Guess I’m going to jail guys
”It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down (road name) on Sunday.”
Excuse me what
im pretty sure it’s illegal in massachusetts for an unmarried woman to go skydiving on a sunday
so you can’t swear on a telephone
Guys oh no
I am upsetti and out of spaghetti
“Prohibits elephants from strolling down -street- unless they are on a leash.”
Matty the smarting-nosed “reindeer”
My town is so little and boring a radio show used our town as an example of topics to go over when you have literally nothing else to talk about
UHM
“Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.”
Guess I’m going to jail guys
wha
UHM
“Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.”
Guess I’m going to jail guys
W H A T
WHAT
This law is morally wrong.
so you can’t swear on a telephone
Guys oh no
my dad is getting the chair
W H A T
WHAT
This law is morally wrong.
^^^^^^
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No mechanical bull riding
This law isn’t in my city but
“Alabama slingshots may not be used in the city limits.”
I am upsetti and out of spaghetti
“Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.”
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA
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On Sundays you are forbidden from walking around with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.