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I have six bagels in my freezer. If you ever want to see them again, I must win this thread.
 
The bagels will remember this lets all not forget the bagel war of 1920....
 
Shinichi said:
Wow, how did you escape that bus? I would love to hear the story of how it all went down. :p
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Oh I know what happened. They caused the bus to veer off into the side of the road and crash. While the bus was waiting for the tow truck to arrive, kikotoot managed to escape and return to this thread. I even found the footage.

 
Lucky for me, before you strapped me to the bus, I had just finished an orgo lab and had some spare LiAlH4 on hand/in my coat pocket.
Equally lucky: it was humid out B) I was able to add some of the mixture to the straps--very carefully as it combusts when in contact with water--and it did its work (I wish I just had classic HCl though). with my spare reducing agent, I poured it down the side of the bus, and it "teared" down (think the last scene of the spongebag square pants movie with the tear and electrical outlet) to the exhaust pipe, where it set of a chain reaction of mini explosions all the way up to the bus' engine.

At this point I was already free of the straps, but I had to ensure my captors would be adequately preoccupied so as to not pursue me. The engine broke down (no one was injured) and that's what caused the driver to veer off the road and crash the bus. What Maple said was accurate, but only the aftermath of my escape plan.
 
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Am I allowed to play music that will destroy people's ears around here? I mean, it's not like I'm trying to win here.
 
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