I knew they would be after me. My skills in this thread are so high that it threatens the stability of entire world governments. Because of this, I am being framed for a heinous crime. However, a lone police officer cannot hope to stop a Last Person To Post Wins grandmaster such as myself. I have no cause for concern.
You can't really post on an internet thread in jail so you probably should be concerned about your title of which I have now tainted, sorry. (Happy Mardi Gras)
Wow, that's pretty cool. I'll be back later to reclaim my title because I know you probably don't need sleep like us mortals, but I do so have fun while it lasts.