Wow, you were about to win for two full days. Too bad I just posted.
And now for our feature presentation...
Deep movie announcer voice: IN A WORLD WHERE NOTHING MAKES SENSE... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A BUNCH OF LOONEY TUNES CHARACTERS AND LEGENDARY BASKETBALL PLAYER MICHAEL JORDAN MET A BUNCH OF RANDOMS IN GUNDAM SUITS AND MICHAEL B. JORDAN...
AND THEN THEY PLAYED EACH OTHER IN A BASKETBALL GAME?
*both teams walk onto the court*
Michael Jordan: “Hey, you up for a little basketball?”
Michael B. Jordan: “Wait, what? I thought we were going to have a gundam battle here.”
AND THEN, A PLAYER GETS INJURED...
*Michael Jordan grabs his knee and falls on the ground* Michael Jordan: “Ouch, my knee! You hurt me with that oversized trash can of yours! What even is that thing?”
Michael B. Jordan: “Sorry, I didn’t mean to. You were just in the way.”
AND THEN A BLACK HOLE APPEARS... AND WHAT DO YOU DO THEN? *both teams frantically trying to run away while an injured Michael Jordan is left behind*
MICHAEL B. JORDAN AND MICHAEL JORDAN STAR IN...
Gen:LOCK Meets Space Jam Super Epic Awesome Adventure Job Pie Plus Four Turtonator Extreme Lasagna Part Two...
Morty: “Aww geez, Rick. I-I want to see that movie. That movie looks like it would be good!”
Rick: “Sorry, Morty. No time. Grandpa’s got to go steal some stuff from some smugglers in the FlimpFlomp galaxy.”
Morty: “Aww man...”
*Rick and Morty leave*
COMING TO THEATERS... NEVER
...
Do I win now?