last person to post wins

[Midoriya]

Well it wasn't 3 wishes, but oh well. Here you go. *hands Snek the permanent win*

 

[Bruscoe]

WHAT

I rick rolled you!

I want my win!

 

[ribbitribbon]

guys i’m really sorry to interrupt this thread, but something really shocking just happened. please, stay safe out there!

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Hmmm... okay then.

For my second wish I want to be rickrolled.

Hey wait, I'm sure you could argue your original wish should be granted even if it can't be. After all, you're offering something as valuable as The Win. Just, uh, say nothing's impossible. That'll probably work.

 

[Snek]

Its my policy as Super Shenron to grant only one wish. Oolong wanted ladies underwear. Riley wanted a waffle. I cannot grant wins, unfortunately.
This is in the wish agreement. Terms and Conditions may apply

 

[Bruscoe]

I still want my win.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Me too

 

[Snek]

No, wins are for winners. You have to earn it with blood, sweat and tears

 

[Bruscoe]

Why did I read that as "wins are for losers" and immediately thought that your win considers you a loser?

 

[Ananas Dragon]

No, wins are for winners. You have to earn it with blood, sweat and tears

What about with an oreo

 

[Bruscoe]

Nah, what we all really need are Snickers bars.

 

[Snek]

As long as it comes with milk

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Nah, what we all really need are Snickers bars.

A snickers bar would go perfectly with my win

 

[Snek]

Snickers is too unhealthy. Dislike them

 

[Bruscoe]

Maybe we all need a break. Let's have some Kit Kats.

 

[Snek]

I don't like over-marketed industrialised food. I would rather have an orange

 

[Bruscoe]

An annoying orange?

 

[Ananas Dragon]

I think we need to dream bigger and steal a Walmart so we can have all the candy in it. Then, everyone wins, but mostly me, because as of typing this I'm the last person to post

 

[Snek]

Was the last person

 

[Bruscoe]

Ditto.