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You thought you had won. I was browsing and saw the thread, but decided to let you win longer and push the thread to the second page for you.
Wait I was literally on this thread writing a post before you posted. Weird how we showed up at the exact same time.
As you have said before, our battle shall be legendary.*pulls out a pool noodle to fight with*
This is barely even a fight, as I have found a proper weapon!
*starts whacking my pool noodle at you as you defend with your foam sword. neither weapon breaks, but instead the battle lasts ages*
*Throws an expensive vase at both of you*
*while our battle is still going on, an expensive vase flies my way and hits me in the head. I fall to the ground and black out*
Wow, guess I win thanks to that conveniently timed expensive vase! Wonder how that ended up here.*Sees a second, even more expensive vase flying in my direction*
Hahaha! I got both of you! Time to enjoy my win!
Little did you know, that the version of me you knocked out was a shadow clone. The real me is right here, and I'm taking the win with me!
That version of me wasn't a shadow clone, which means I should probably see a doctor.
hmmm looks like I'm winning now
wonder how long I can keep this up tho.. ah well, I claim the title for now
Looks like I’m new champion
No champions,
Aha, yes, Wat Tambor from Star Wars.
Yuh
wonder how long I can keep this up tho.. ah well, I claim the title for now 
