But how will you paint the picture of you winning if you’re in the picture? Clearly you need someone such as myself to model myself winning for the picture you paint.
Me: “It looks like the only one who can defeat Saitama… is Saitama.”
Other me: “Wait, who are you?”
Me: “I’m you, but from an alternate universe where I make posts on an Animal Crossing forum.”
Other me: “Wow, did I really get that bored of fighting monsters?”
Me: “I sure did, and now I’m here to take the win from you.”
Other me: “I won’t go down easy!”
Theme of One Punch Man plays in the background as both of my selves punch each other. The impact is so great that it makes not just each other, but the entire win explode, negating any chances I had at winning for longer.