last person to post wins

[0ni]

16?? we cannot pass such responsibilities on to someone who is at such a tender age. As an 1000 year old creature of the sea, I shall carry this burden alone.

 

[King koopa]

YOU'RE 1000? how where the dark days of the site?
I win

 

[0ni]

1001 this September
I remember when this site was just some etchings on a stone tablet.
also, I win

 

[King koopa]

Cool, I heard in 2015, the site was quiet
Just like me winning

 

[0ni]

not quiet enough - my giant sea creature ears heard you sneaking in

 

[King koopa]

I also heard Brewster's Cafe was flooded with politics in 2016.
Just like uhhh
I win

 

[0ni]

the only politics that matters is this thread. and it looks like I just won the election

 

[King koopa]

I won the debate of winning

 

[0ni]

my rebuttal: no

 

[King koopa]

Judge: Case closed.
I win

 

[0ni]

I'm taking this to the court of appeals - this ain't over yet

 

[frogslime]

feel so nice to take my rightful place, once again

 

[King koopa]

I win

 

[_Donut_]

I see my request wasn't met...

Check your beds tonight before you go to sleep...

 

[Clock]

ok i win

 

[_Donut_]

I did not approve this.

 

[King koopa]

I did and i win

 

[Toska]

it’s been awhile since I’ve won... maybe this one will last

 

[_Donut_]

I'd say 50 minutes is enough for your first time win in a while. Got to ease into it, right?

I'll take it over from here.

 

[Meadows]

I win