Lamest Excuses For Being Late?

[NateTheGreat2008]

What is your lamest excuse for being late to something? Or maybe, you made up a really good excuse. What would it be? This can be for anything: school, or meetings, or even...a date!

 

[Anna]

well, not for being late, but once I got a day off cause my shoes broke lol xD

 

[Draco Roar]

*Lifts wrist up and thrusts down* Traffic.

 

[FITZEH]

At school we have a ******** science teacher and we come in late all the time but all we say is I couldn't find my books... xD

 

[FITZEH]

*Lifts wrist up and thrusts down* Traffic.

Traffic, I use it sometimes! XD

 

[FITZEH]

well, not for being late, but once I got a day off cause my shoes broke lol xD

Your shoes broke... :O

WTF you got a day off! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

 

[Anna]

well, not for being late, but once I got a day off cause my shoes broke lol xD

Your shoes broke... :O

WTF you got a day off! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

yes.

dis iz why i l0v3 my mUmmy v3ry much

 

[FITZEH]

well, not for being late, but once I got a day off cause my shoes broke lol xD

Your shoes broke... :O

WTF you got a day off! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

yes.

dis iz why i l0v3 my mUmmy v3ry much

Still though for breaking your shoes... :O

 

[Jas0n]

well, not for being late, but once I got a day off cause my shoes broke lol xD

Your shoes broke... :O

WTF you got a day off! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

yes.

dis iz why i l0v3 my mUmmy v3ry much

Still though for breaking your shoes... :O

Well you can't really go anywhere without shoes XD

 

[rafren]

Yeah. KEWL

 

[Anna]

well, not for being late, but once I got a day off cause my shoes broke lol xD

Your shoes broke... :O

WTF you got a day off! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

yes.

dis iz why i l0v3 my mUmmy v3ry much

Still though for breaking your shoes... :O

Well you can't really go anywhere without shoes XD

exactly xD

 

[FITZEH]

well, not for being late, but once I got a day off cause my shoes broke lol xD

Your shoes broke... :O

WTF you got a day off! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

yes.

dis iz why i l0v3 my mUmmy v3ry much

Still though for breaking your shoes... :O

Well you can't really go anywhere without shoes XD

Well yeah but wouldn't you buy new ones?

 

[Anna]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

yes.

dis iz why i l0v3 my mUmmy v3ry much

Still though for breaking your shoes... :O

Well you can't really go anywhere without shoes XD

Well yeah but wouldn't you buy new ones?

no. :gyroidsideways:

 

[fitzy]

At my old school this guy used to come in late every morning, and every morning he'd have a different excuse. One time he said he was late because his mom's hairdryer broke! xD

 

[Anna]

At my old school this guy used to come in late every morning, and every morning he'd have a different excuse. One time he said he was late because his mom's hairdryer broke! xD

rofl XD

 

[Link]

well, not for being late, but once I got a day off cause my shoes broke lol xD

Your shoes broke... :O

WTF you got a day off! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

yes.

dis iz why i l0v3 my mUmmy v3ry much

I'd hate her for that, personally.

 

[Jrrj15]

I had explosive diareah!!! XD

 

[technoxmaniac]

I've said that I forgot I had this class today.
lol

 

[Anna]

well, not for being late, but once I got a day off cause my shoes broke lol xD

Your shoes broke... :O

WTF you got a day off! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O

yes.

dis iz why i l0v3 my mUmmy v3ry much

I'd hate her for that, personally.[/quote]she didn't do it.

i used the shoes as an excuse.

 

[Goaliegal49]

I told a teacher that my bike broke down. And yes, he felll for it!
XD lamest excuse but it was so funny.