Kill the person above you

[g u m m i]

suffocate you with a big fluffy Pomeranian

 

[MyMeggles]

I would drown you in honey

 

[nordskjev]

u ded because u ded (not active for a long time lol, like this thread which i randomly found)

 

[Midoriya]

I use my special talent, Planet Befall, and crush you with a massive geo meteor. You are now dead.

 

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I'm going to obliterate you with my inevitably explosive farts! Your nostrils will not be pleased with the smell of my smelly farts! Not even an air freshener will be able to help!