Joke thread

[TheCreeperHugz]

Spoiler: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.

Spoiler: Who's there?

Not Sally.

Spoiler: Name four people in a rock grouo, that don't sing or play music.

Mount Rushmore.

 

[dr_shrunk]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?

Spoiler

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

 

[Blu Rose]

So, I was wondering if George Washington simply pulled out a quarter to show identification.