Haha, this is totally off-topic, but that reminds me of something...Koehler said:An anagram for my name is 'Teach Man Grit'
Oh.
When my family and I were on our way to Florida a few years back, we stopped in a hotel half-way through the journey... the following morning we had the usual continental breakfast, and we overheard an argument between the cook and a person staying at the hotel.
"...I don't want no damn oatmeal, gimme some grits!"
"Sir, we don't happen to have any this morni--"
"I said I want grits!"
And it continued like that... we never saw how it ended, as we left before that.