You're a pretty lame guy too, Palevi.
How do you pronounce Palevi, you may ask?
Well, first, there's P. Like... P. So P and then add al. Like my nickname - Al. So Pal. Like, "he's my Pal." Then, add an x in there. That's the sound the "ev" makes in North Russia, in a small sect of ancient lawn gnomes. Then, the "i" is really four letters. See, in ancient gnome, "i" meant "midi" which is where we get the name "midi files" from. They're mini, like gnomes. So, you pronounce "Palevi" like "Palxmidi". There's a "q" an "o" and a "y" in there somewhere, but I don't know where they go. So, just say, "Hey, Palxmidi (qoy)!"