I HATE WHOEVER DID THAT!
It s because of people like them that I failed my football report.
I started like this,
"Many wonder, what exactly is football? The answer is simple, i like potatoes."

Of course I really didn't do that.
A fake Chinese emperor would be pretty cool....
How bout Emperor Shimeroshi, of the Ming Ling Ding Dynasty, Whose blade according to lgend could slaay hundred men in one blow?