Izzy Reincarnated
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close this thread pls
Is it okay to date a dog?
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Izzy Reincarnated
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and go see a therapist
true, i think sex ed programs should enlighten students on human-animal relations, it will help move our world forward into an era of peace and prosperity
MozzarellaSticks
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Well, that's 28 in dog years, so you're good.
Izzy Reincarnated
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and stop trolling 0/10
pillow bunny
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omg that means she's pedophiliaizing me
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i'm not trolling mom this is who i really am
Fantasyrick
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do us all a favor and GO AWAY if you dont like the thread then go...it's like you have nothing else to do than judge threads smh.
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Izzy Reincarnated
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LOL the existance of this thread is bothering me it needs to be closed
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no, its good that you are not an oppressor of human-pet relations
brownboy102
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I've done it before. It's not worth it.
Fantasyrick
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well ok then...
Ummm...
It does sound weird, but hey, it's your love life. Just make sure the dog is okay with it before you date them, or it'll probably turn out sour in the end.
It does sound weird, but hey, it's your love life. Just make sure the dog is okay with it before you date them, or it'll probably turn out sour in the end.
It's fine, but first you must cover your genitals in peanut butter. If the dog eats it, it means the dog wants a relationship.
If you have a child with the dog, you must raise the creepy dog/human hybrid despite its constant pleas of "kill me, I'm suffering", because it's a living being and deserves the right to live as a horrific abomination monster.
If you have a child with the dog, you must raise the creepy dog/human hybrid despite its constant pleas of "kill me, I'm suffering", because it's a living being and deserves the right to live as a horrific abomination monster.
EpicGamer12
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PHASE 1: FIND INTEREST
When your penis goes in the dog / the dog's penis goes in you, you need to do a rape check. If the dog bites or nips at you in a non playful way, it is rape and you are a jail. If the dog sniffs your hand or attempts to sniff your hand it is fair game. Remember your rights. Love is love. If you are caught having sex with your playful dog friend in public, remember your rights. Ask "Am I being detained?" If not, you are free to continue, but just have the courtesy of moving out of the way of incoming traffic. If you are being detained, just tell them the dog is forcing it on you and pretend you are struggling. The good thing about dogs is that they can't talk and don't have souls, so throwing them under the bus is technically morally okay.
PHASE 2: THE DATING GAME
So you have had a few wild nights out with your dog. One thing to make sure of before asking the dog to be your SO is whether or not the dog is gay. Remember: a homosexual male dog has a penis. He likes it doggay style, not to be confused with doggy style. A homosexual female dog has no penis. They also don't like penis. These dogs usually won't pursue romantic relationships with human at all because they are too busy going after social justice for fire hydrants. "You can't pee on me" and many more phrases available at tumblr.com/dogs/.
So if you're okay with a gay or not gay dog, you can ask out your dog. Remember that wiener dogs are not just in it for the sex just because they have wiener in the name.
PHASE 3: MARRIAGE
If you have come this far you should probably slice off your own genitals.
EDIT: 5700th post! It's basically my birthday again!
When your penis goes in the dog / the dog's penis goes in you, you need to do a rape check. If the dog bites or nips at you in a non playful way, it is rape and you are a jail. If the dog sniffs your hand or attempts to sniff your hand it is fair game. Remember your rights. Love is love. If you are caught having sex with your playful dog friend in public, remember your rights. Ask "Am I being detained?" If not, you are free to continue, but just have the courtesy of moving out of the way of incoming traffic. If you are being detained, just tell them the dog is forcing it on you and pretend you are struggling. The good thing about dogs is that they can't talk and don't have souls, so throwing them under the bus is technically morally okay.
PHASE 2: THE DATING GAME
So you have had a few wild nights out with your dog. One thing to make sure of before asking the dog to be your SO is whether or not the dog is gay. Remember: a homosexual male dog has a penis. He likes it doggay style, not to be confused with doggy style. A homosexual female dog has no penis. They also don't like penis. These dogs usually won't pursue romantic relationships with human at all because they are too busy going after social justice for fire hydrants. "You can't pee on me" and many more phrases available at tumblr.com/dogs/.
So if you're okay with a gay or not gay dog, you can ask out your dog. Remember that wiener dogs are not just in it for the sex just because they have wiener in the name.
PHASE 3: MARRIAGE
If you have come this far you should probably slice off your own genitals.
EDIT: 5700th post! It's basically my birthday again!
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Izzy Reincarnated
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people are crazy yo
Watchingthetreetops
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Are you only attracted to YOUR dog, or does this apply to ALL dogs?
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