I'm selling these fine leather jackets

[Zangy]

Do you have one in size 3? Of course you don't! Because you're not really a jacket salesman!

 

[Oraki51]

:gyroidcircle: Spam Dance

 

[YouPieToo?]

No your not

 

[Psychonaut]

may i see the merchandise, before purchase?

 

[Bacon Boy]

may i see the merchandise, before purchase?

No. You have to order and then you get to see it. That's how things work in this cray, mixed-up world we live in.

 

[Zangy]

*puts down gun* Really?

 

[Happy Mask Salesman]

I want a jacket. Can it be real fake leather?

 

[Sporge27]

Would you like to see my warez?

 

[Rawburt]

I must have left them in my other pants.