Giveaway I'm bored. Entertain me.

[Kammeh]

So, I have nobody to talk to at the moment and I'm bored as heck.
I decided to do a fun little giveaway for you guys because I'm nice~ <;
The rules are simple. Try and make me laugh.
There aren't any limits to when and how many times you can post - but please, use your common sense and don't spam or anything. x'D

The 3 people who can successfully make me laugh - not smile or exhale through my nose a bit, no. Actually make me laugh out loud - will win 100 tbt each.

Good luck. ;D

 

[ObeseMudkipz]

 

[Prabha]

 

[Chibi.Hoshi]

Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.

I read this on Youtube not too long ago in the comments, and it made me laugh.

 

[Raviuchiha]

this is a really good idea

 

[LoveOtome]

 

[Chibi.Hoshi]

Here's another.

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

 

[Chibiusa]

https://vine.co/v/OwKzrgw5lFi

Never fails for me.

 

[Raviuchiha]

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p***y once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
Too vulgar? >.< My friend and I found it really funny Sorry if it offended anyone

 

[Ami]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=996594457054411

I died

 

[Raviuchiha]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of b**bs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Again sorry if I offended anyone

 

[MC4pros]

XD

I love this thread omg <3

 

[Prabha]

 

[g u m m i]

Once upon a time in a far off kingdom, there lived a bootifull princess.
Princes from across the land came to see her big butt. One day Meghan Trainor came flying on a broomstick." YOU CANNOT BE ALL ABOUT THAT BASE," she screamed, "I AM THE ONLY ONE ABOUT THAT BASE!"
She used her magical powers to conjure up a giant red microphone monster. Princess Butt had no idea what was going on. "Excuse me, blond witch, whatever is the matter?" "I AM THE ONLY BASE! ONLY I! ONLY I!"
The bootifull princess used her magical powers to silence Meghan once and for all. "If your lips are movin'", said the princess, "You can go bye bye bye." (Watch "lips are movin'" and "all about that base" for this to make sense)

 

[Kammeh]

A few of these have made me smile but I haven't laughed yet ; v ;

 

[Javocado]

So today I ran out of my herbal essences conditioner to maintain my luscious curly locks and I proceeded to ask my mother to use her conditioner. She said I could, but under one condition.

 

[Chibi.Hoshi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLcTwC9eSKM

This video always cracks me up laughing. It's rather long by 5 mins however.

 

[g u m m i]

You know the saying, an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
-opens mac laptop-

 

[toxapex]

 

[Prabha]