If your dream island came with an advisory, what would it say?

[CrankyCupcake]

An advisory is usually an announcement that warns others of potential hazards or gives advice. So I guess dream island advisories could be "Cloudy with a chance of massive lag", "Ladder is provided for complete exploration", "Blood, suggested violence and clowns" or "Rude language from cute residents".

What would yours be? (Even if you don't have a dream island right now.)

Mine would be "Nothing is symmetrical. Look out for big empty spaces."

 

[DragonLatios]

"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs" sound better

 

[Pintuition]

"Don't look too closely at all my unfinished areas"

"Sorry about the rain"

"The lag is just a part of the charm"

"Please check out my home's interior, which I slapped together the night dreams first came out. It really was a long hard 10 minutes of work"

And probably 1000 other warnings. I just need signs everywhere that say "omg I'm sorry feel free to leave".

 

[Larsi]

"Don't look on the map, you will get lost"

"when the rain stops, there will be more in just a few minutes"

"weeds....everywhere"

 

[dizzy bone]

Oh that would be a really nice thing to have actually. My rep already says "Sorry for the lag" when you talk to her haha :') I don't know what other notice I'd put up. If we were allowed to link social media I would probably put that.

 

[SpaceTokki77]

"don't mind level 2 on back of my island. Its covered in mums"

 

[Chris]

This island features scorpions and tarantulas. They will not touch you and you should not touch them.

 

[Larsi]

This island features scorpions and tarantulas. They will not touch you and you should not touch them.

"and please forget the net"

Because I really hate the scorpions being so fast when holding a net. The spiders at least do a jump before running but the scorpions are scaring the hell out of me when running out of nowhere haha.

 

[Feraligator]

Nothing is symmetrical for mine too lol, some of my houses and furnitures are placed one tile off from each other which may put some people off a lot, but I like it

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Be advised: your bed is not guaranteed to be there when you return.
Safety while in the woods is not guaranteed.
Do not worry about itchiness, aching, nausea, dizziness, increased heart rate, fever, shortness of breath or limb deformation/growth after bathing in the totally not cursed water or eating any food. This is normal.

...I’m going for a theme.

 

[SleepyMimeko]

Advisory: Island is only 75% complete. Also don't be alarmed if you see my villagers
dressed in wwi/wwii era uniforms. My bro is a history buff.

 

[Imbri]

"Please don't feed the villagers."

Filbert has been known to beg visitors for snacks.

I do wish there were advisories, though, because I've run across a couple of islands that went dark, which I try to avoid.

 

[SinnerTheCat]

"The resident representative is not responsible for any damage caused by tripping into a fairy circle."

 

[ForgottenT]

If at fifth you don't succeeded, rebuild and rebuild again.
Cause I'm redoing my entire island again.
This time will be the last right? RIGHT?!

 

[Mairmalade]

"Please watch your step. There are unfinished cliffs, rivers, and construction projects that may collapse at anytime."

There's so many waterways and cliffs I've left unfinished (and have admittedly boxed myself into). It's a mess.

 

[Tiger_Lily]

Be advised: Flowers has invaded this Island. Please proceed with caution.

 

[Hobowire]

"don't eat the yellow snow"

 

[Splinter]

Finally an island without cottagecore.

 

[Bilaz]

Warning: empty newbie looking island, but the house is dang cool

 

[Larsi]

"don't eat the yellow snow"

"Oh deer"