If you could write one thing to your in-game Mom, what would you write?

[Peridot666]

dear female parental figure
stop clogging up my mailbox with USELESS trash
without regret, me

 

[ladylou]

Dear Mom,
I have no idea why you send me half of these random items. Are you having a clear out? Or have you just gone plain insane?
Love, your freaked out digital daughter

 

[Stalfos]

Dear Mom,

You're violating your restraining order.

 

[A spooky ghost!]

Dear Mom
Giving me a clothesline pole was a very unusual birthday gift.
You no I never hang the washing out the way you like.
All my love ,Sarah

 

[papyrus]

'Dear ACNL Mother, thanks for all the sweet letters at the right times'

 

[nintendoanna]

dear mom,
why are you writing to me like im dead

 

[moss_asteri]

"Please help me pay my home loans so I'm not forever in debt. Thanks. Love you too."

 

[Biyaya]

Mom,

I know this town is just Heaven because I am dead, but we will meet again one day.



Lol sorry just a theory. I know I'm silly.

 

[Daisy0717]

This made me giggle. I'd definitely send a letter back that would be a lot like this one!

Hehe I'm glad it made you laugh!

 

[Balentay]

"Dear mom, you do realize that I live in a villager chock full of talking animals right? Why are you talking about your neighbor's kittens and how you want one? Don't you realize how weird that is?"

Honestly, I wish I could send letters with items attached to her! It'd be cool if we could have some sort of outside correspondence.

 

[N a t]

"Mom,

Don't pretend like you miss me. You and I both know that you've always wanted my bedroom for storing your collection of porcelain poodle figurines.

P.S. I broke your limited edition Pretty in Pink Poodle figure with the rare eye defect, and then buried it, and blamed it on Schnoodles."