i warnings!

[Garrett x50 cal]

DO NOT!
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The DSi is not microwave safe! Nintendo may make an update though.</div>

DO NOT!
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Please do NOT throw your DS into a random open fire due to the fact you just wasted all your money. Give it to a Hobo : )</div>

DO NOT!
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The DS is like Cacti it's never thirsty.</div>
DO NOT
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Be an ass. Don't give your child the DS </div>
DO NOT
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Genie DS says has your 3 wishes</div>
DO NOT
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For you fat nerds who can;t protect yourself from bullies, take out your DS and act like Naruto!</div>
DO NOT
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Throw your DS at the ground as hard as you can!!!</div>
DO NOT
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You have a sick mind :| </div>
DO NOT
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Don't try and hide yourself playing the DS under the covers Chuck Norris will find you!
DO NOT
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The DS is great at scratching your butt!!!!</div>
DO NOT
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Hey wear your safety belt! </div>

 

[Pear]

This is almost as bad as the wii operations manual.

 

[.::PurpleLife::.]

lol

 

[Bacon Boy]

I lol'd.

 

[Trent the Paladin]

I love this.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

I love this.

U better took me freaking half an hour to go to tiny pic, find picture and type it D=

 

[Thunder]

xD epic.

DSi-ing under the influence

 

[Princess]

Lawl.

 

[MygL]

Lolz, damn, safety belt... >.<

 

[.::PurpleLife::.]

Lolz, damn, safety belt... >.<

lol
I thoughtz in mexico you no need safy belt :0

lol

 

[MygL]

I never use it, lol.

 

[reedstr16]

haha did you make this or find it on the internet?

 

[NikoKing]

LMFAO @ Naruto warning. Most fat nerds do like Naruto XD
But other then that.. awesome.

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

haha did you make this or find it on the internet?

I got pics on Internet but I made up the jokes =p

 

[Kanye Omari West]

I did have an audible chuckle, but I could not understand your statement well and would love if you could repeat it.

 

[tikitorch55]

chuck norris will find u i lol

 

[djman900]

i found that sort of pointless, but thats just me

 

[Toonlinksmaster]

If I ever become rich, I'll videotape/ take a pic of each of these and send them to Garrett.

 

[4861]

lol

 

[DevilGopher]

xD nice