# I think that everyone here at the Bell Tree should know about....

[Paradox]

Something new and interesting I like to call...






THE


INTERNET



Al Gore invented it and you can go on there and play games and stuff.

I'm the first one to know about it, but you don't have to thank me for introducing it to you.

Hurry and buy yours today!

 

[Rockman!]

Oh look, I'm not playing on "THE INTERNET" because it's stupid.

*leaves*

 

[Paradox]

So yes, The internet. Here's How it Works. You have to forget The internet exists.

Rule 1: You are playing with the internet right now.
Rule 2: Everytime you read about the internet or think about the internet, You lose.
Rule 3: Loss Must be announced on 4chan or other reliable site.

 

[Rockman!]

Oh no, now you're turning me into a troll.

*resists.*

 

[SpikeHawk]

Is this a reliable site?

 

[Paradox]

no, the only reputable sites are:

4chan
wikipedia (WITH citations)
google earth
aol (NOT the UK version)

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

I thought this topic was about me for a second lmao.

 

[Zex]

I thought this topic was about me for a second lmao.

What..

How?

 

[Ricano]

I thought this topic was about me for a second lmao.

What..

How?

It had a "#" at the beginning

 

[Zex]

I thought this topic was about me for a second lmao.

What..

How?

It had a "#" at the beginning

Oh. Didnt even notice.

 

[beehdaubs]

Hurry and buy yours today!

>implying that people won't just pirate it