I NEED SOME HELP WITH A GIRL TOO

[coffeebean!]

So there's this girl who I want to torture.

Should I:

A - Go old style coffeh on her? (The hanging from a tree, electric chair, acid, face slamming into concrete, stabbing, skin peeling with lemon juice, sporking eyes out, throwing into pit with shards of glass, and burning?)

B- Rape her with a plunger and hot sauce?

C- Acid hose on full pressure?

OR

D- Something else? (If so, please state!)

Vote now! GOGOGO

 

[Megamannt125]

..........B...... >.>

 

[Deleted User]

Replace the hot sauce with acid.

Then you will become the old coffeh that everyone remembers.

 

[Trent the Paladin]

B plus video of it. Set a example for others.

 

[Thunder]

No multiple choice?

 

[quincify]

Definitely B!

 

[Bacon Boy]

B plus video of it. Set a example for others.

I would pay good money to see that.

 

[coffeebean!]

No multiple choice?

She'd be dead after each one (not including D) so no.

 

[PurelyYoshi]

B. B. B.

 

[Furry Sparks]

"B- Rape her with a plunger and hot sauce?"

Thats hot. (no pun intended)

 

[Megamannt125]

No multiple choice?

She'd be dead after each one (not including D) so no.

Oh right, because hot sauce can kill you.

 

[[Nook]]

D : Rape her s l o w l y then stuff a knife in it.

 

[coffeebean!]

No multiple choice?

She'd be dead after each one (not including D) so no.

Oh right, because hot sauce can kill you.

THE PLUNGER CAN

If I shove it in far enough ;D

 

[Thunder]

No multiple choice?

She'd be dead after each one (not including D) so no.

Why does she need to be alive? ;D You just won't get all the screams of pain 'tis all.

 

[Deleted User]

No multiple choice?

She'd be dead after each one (not including D) so no.

Oh right, because hot sauce can kill you.

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">The hot sauce would be put on the plunger and thrust up her posterior thereby forcing it's way over to the colon/liver and killing her.</div>

 

[Megamannt125]

D : Rape her s l o w l y then stuff a knife in it.

Have all of you been looking at my internet history or something?

 

[Megamannt125]

No multiple choice?

She'd be dead after each one (not including D) so no.

Oh right, because hot sauce can kill you.

THE PLUNGER CAN

If I shove it in far enough ;D

Oh then I pick D, fight it out in a pool of jello.

 

[coffeebean!]

No multiple choice?

She'd be dead after each one (not including D) so no.

Why does she need to be alive? ;D You just won't get all the screams of pain 'tis all.

Dead or alive.

Doesn't matter.

 

[Erin14]

B please B anyways wtf did she do 2 u?

 

[coffeebean!]

B please B anyways wtf did she do 2 u?

Nothing ^__^