I need some help with a girl.

[soccerfan456]

Since asking for girl advice seems popular around here lately, I figured I'd see if you guys could help me out with my problem.

See, there's this girl. And for a while, everything seemed ok... But nowadays, she just won't make my damn sammiches right.! No matter how many times I slap her around and tell her too, she keeps leaving off the cheese. What do I do TBT, what do I do?



coffee told me to.

 

[coffeebean!]

YOU TELL DAT BISH TO PUT DAT CHEESE ON RIGH, OR YOU BE RAEGIN'


DATS HOW WE DO IT IN FLOR'DA

 

[Thunder]

Since asking for girl advice seems popular around here lately, I figured I'd see if you guys could help me out with my problem.

See, there's this girl. And for a while, everything seemed ok... But nowadays, she just won't make my damn sammiches right.! No matter how many times I slap her around and tell her too, she keeps leaving off the cheese. What do I do TBT, what do I do?



coffee told me to.

Try pressing a cigarette up against her wrist, works like a charm

 

[soccerfan456]

Since asking for girl advice seems popular around here lately, I figured I'd see if you guys could help me out with my problem.

See, there's this girl. And for a while, everything seemed ok... But nowadays, she just won't make my damn sammiches right.! No matter how many times I slap her around and tell her too, she keeps leaving off the cheese. What do I do TBT, what do I do?



coffee told me to.

Try pressing a cigarette up against her wrist, works like a charm

Well I don't wanna hurt her. I just want my cheese.

 

[Trent the Paladin]

I heard cutting throats work. Though there are some side effects.

 

[coffeebean!]

Since asking for girl advice seems popular around here lately, I figured I'd see if you guys could help me out with my problem.

See, there's this girl. And for a while, everything seemed ok... But nowadays, she just won't make my damn sammiches right.! No matter how many times I slap her around and tell her too, she keeps leaving off the cheese. What do I do TBT, what do I do?



coffee told me to.

Try pressing a cigarette up against her wrist, works like a charm

Well I don't wanna hurt her. I just want my cheese.

Grater.

 

[PurelyYoshi]

Tell Her "PUT TEH DAM CHEEZE ON MEH BURGER YOU IDIOT!"

 

[Thunder]

Since asking for girl advice seems popular around here lately, I figured I'd see if you guys could help me out with my problem.

See, there's this girl. And for a while, everything seemed ok... But nowadays, she just won't make my damn sammiches right.! No matter how many times I slap her around and tell her too, she keeps leaving off the cheese. What do I do TBT, what do I do?



coffee told me to.

Try pressing a cigarette up against her wrist, works like a charm

Well I don't wanna hurt her. I just want my cheese.

Oh that's right, i forgot slapping was painless :S unless you'r- nevermind.

How about saying please for your cheese! Not as effective as the cigarette, but whatevers.

 

[soccerfan456]

Since asking for girl advice seems popular around here lately, I figured I'd see if you guys could help me out with my problem.

See, there's this girl. And for a while, everything seemed ok... But nowadays, she just won't make my damn sammiches right.! No matter how many times I slap her around and tell her too, she keeps leaving off the cheese. What do I do TBT, what do I do?



coffee told me to.

Try pressing a cigarette up against her wrist, works like a charm

Well I don't wanna hurt her. I just want my cheese.

Oh that's right, i forgot slapping was painless :S unless you'r- nevermind.

How about saying please for your cheese! Not as effective as the cigarette, but whatevers.

Well, since you put it that way.... I didn't wanna say nothin', but I just can't do that cigarette thing, 'cuz I don't smoke cigarettes. I didn't want the other guys makin' fun of me, it just ain't my style...

 

[Deleted User]

Since asking for girl advice seems popular around here lately, I figured I'd see if you guys could help me out with my problem.

See, there's this girl. And for a while, everything seemed ok... But nowadays, she just won't make my damn sammiches right.! No matter how many times I slap her around and tell her too, she keeps leaving off the cheese. What do I do TBT, what do I do?



coffee told me to.

Genetically infuse cheese onto the side of her face as a permanent reminder to put cheese on a sandvich.

 

[Thunder]

Since asking for girl advice seems popular around here lately, I figured I'd see if you guys could help me out with my problem.

See, there's this girl. And for a while, everything seemed ok... But nowadays, she just won't make my damn sammiches right.! No matter how many times I slap her around and tell her too, she keeps leaving off the cheese. What do I do TBT, what do I do?



coffee told me to.

Try pressing a cigarette up against her wrist, works like a charm

Well I don't wanna hurt her. I just want my cheese.

Oh that's right, i forgot slapping was painless :S unless you'r- nevermind.

How about saying please for your cheese! Not as effective as the cigarette, but whatevers.

Well, since you put it that way.... I didn't wanna say nothin', but I just can't do that cigarette thing, 'cuz I don't smoke cigarettes. I didn't want the other guys makin' fun of me, it just ain't my style...

Oh, i see i see, you could use an iron instead, you can find more of these lovely items in the abusive husband section at Wal-Mart

 

[Megamannt125]

Ask her nicely to put cheese on it, then give her a big hug and tell her you love her.

 

[Furry Sparks]

Tell her to Sudo make you a sandwich.