I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

[Fabioisonfire]

Just finished this book. This man is my hero.

Link here, and here. And here.

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an *censored.1.3*.

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

 

[smasher]

Good for you.............<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small> nub</small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small>

 

[Rockman!]

Yes.

They do serve beer in hell.

 

[Caleb]

this guy sounds like my brother....and what he's turning me into.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

this guy sounds like my brother....and what he's turning me into.

Good, this is the best way to live.

Oh, and before you call me a 'nub', Smasher, realize how pathetic and childishly nerdy it makes you look. Just a heads up, I've never gotten anywhere with the opposite sex by using that phrase. Just a heads up.

 

[Tyeforce]

That's a pretty *censored.2.1* hero.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

That's a pretty *censored.2.1* hero.

Internet stardom? A book on the New York Times bestseller list? Money? Casual sex with hundreds of women? I think not.