"I Choose You, _________!"

[Beardo]

Pretty simple, it's a Pokemon battle, using whatever you want

All you have to do, is send out your pokemon, and choose an attack

Pretty easy, right?

Example:

"I choose you, Kyubey!
Kyubey used stare!"

 

[SockHead]

I choose you, poop!
Poop used stank!

 

[Beardo]

I choose you, stoner!
Stoner used Smoke Weed Everyday!

 

[tinytaylor]

I choose you lil wayne!
lil wayne used autotune.

 

[Beardo]

I choose you, Miley Cyrus!
Miley used LSD!

 

[Bread Kennedys]

I choose you, Iwata!
Iwata used Please Understand.

 

[Beary]

I CHOOSE YOU TEACHER
Teacher used lecture.
Student fell asleep!
Student is fast asleep.
Teacher used Ruler Slap.
Student woke up!
Student fainted.

 

[Pathetic]

i choose you, photoshop!
photoshop used crash!

 

[Beardo]

I choose you, mirror!
Mirror used suicide!

Me: Aww, another one!?
;~; *cries cause ugly* XD

 

[ShinySandwich]

I choose you pikachu!

#MeGusta

 

[Beardo]

I choose you, Dragon Ball Z fanboy!
Fanboy used 'Talk about the show until everyone hates me, but don't stop'

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Tech Support, I choose you!

what? plugged in? yes, it's plugged in. can i maybe talk to someone else? please...stop putting me on hold...

...uh. I'll have to get back to you later.

 

[Beardo]

I choose you, phone company!

Yes, I would like to cancel my plan

W-what no, I'm not interested in a new plan or a new phone!

I can't leave without one? I'm calling the police!

Wait, my phone doesn't have service anymore... AH!

 

[Beary]

I choose you, Justin Beiber fangirl!
Justin Beiber Fangirl used rage!
It was super effective!
LittleBeary used Police Call!
It wasn't very effective..
Justin Beiber Fangirl used Maim!
LittleBeary fainted.

 

[Pathetic]

i choose you, pinkie pie!
pinkie pie used celebrate!

{fyi this is a real move}

 

[CookingOkasan]

I choose you, me!
I used "update adobe reader!"
(life as IT......)

 

[cIementine]

I choose you, rubber duck.
Rubber duck used squeak.

 

[Rinny_]

"I Choose You, Isabelle!"
Isabelle used Sing town tune
Mayor fainted

 

[Sid2125]

I choose Britney Spears
Britney Spears used shave

 

[PurplPanda]

I choose you, weaboo fangirl!
weaboo fangirl used Annoy!