• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

I ate your...

let's see....

I ate celery, a few slices of Pizza, some chicken, A turkey leg, some pumpkin pie, a Styrofoam plate, a plastic cup, charcoal, a goat, my moronic dog, a computer, my microwave oven, a weeks supply of grape soda, my cousin Frank, a few Super Mushrooms, one or two 1-Up's, a few crates of Peanut Cheese Bars...and some Mr. Saturns...Sylvester Stalone,Arnold Schwartzaneager, the Pilsbury DoughBoy, a few Pop Tarts, Captain Falcon, Ganondorf's sword, Wario's entire fridge, Chuck Norris, the Count, Bert, Ernie, and the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street aaaaaaaaand about half of the United Nations....OH! and the head of Teddy Roosevelt on Mt. Rushmore

and I was still hungry for dinner >:3
 
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