I am developing feelings for my cousin... and I think she is too.

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Here's my opinion in cents:

Ya' know... in ?... So like.... Yeah... tree fiddy.
 
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y has nobody asked for pics of her yet

Everyone's afraid of the answer.

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by the way according to highly reputable source on reddit, cousins only share 6.25% dna. so ur pretty safe from havin ******** offspring as long as ur family doesnt have a history of cousins producing children.
 
by the way according to highly reputable source on reddit, cousins only share 6.25% dna. so ur pretty safe from havin ******** offspring as long as ur family doesnt have a history of cousins producing children.

nah 1st cousins share 12.5%, gotta be careful
 
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by the way according to highly reputable source on reddit, cousins only share 6.25% dna. so ur pretty safe from havin ******** offspring as long as ur family doesnt have a history of cousins producing children.

woah there, they haven't even started dating yet... i think...

anyway they can't even think about having children yet because they aren't married THAT WOULD BE WRONG
 
Here's what you do;

1) Take her to your bedroom
2) Lay her down on your racing car bed below your Captain America motivational poster
3) Destroy her in a night of passionate groin smashing
4) Create an army of mutated derp children and take over the world
5) Don't speak to her afterwards and avoid family reunions
 
Say your friend/younger sibling used your ipod or whatever and it was a joke.


An early April Fools??


Always works.
 
Sorry for the delayed response. Here's an update:

Apparently, after she sent the "!!!!!!!" text, she called me afterwards and I did not receive the notification. She texted me afterwards with "Are you ok?". At the moment, I was in a state of confusion after reading her first text. Upon seeing her second text, I jumped with glee and immediately responded. She then explained to me that she had been attempting to call me all this time, and my stupid textfree app didn't give me any notifications... Anyways, she wants to talk to me in person, and I do not know how this truly is going to end. She initially wanted to talk to me on the phone, but it was getting late and we both have school tomorrow. We do not go to the same school, but we plan on meeting soon. She didn't mention anything about liking me when we were texting; in fact, I think she kinda avoided the topic. Anyways, I am extremely nervous for tomorrow (or whenever we talk again), but she promised that she wouldn't tell either of our parents...

And thank you for all your concern, my mind is sane thanks to you people.

Can't wait for next update
 
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