how pokemon killed you

[ph33rm3]

Snorlax sat on you.


The ugly torchic appeared!

 

[Gnome]

It burped out your mom, and my face melted

A wild coffeh appeared

 

[PK-Orange]

It made me hyper?? coffeh?? do you mean coffing??

you saw an arcanine!

 

[muppetman]

And spontaniously combust at his awsome fiery-dogness

out of the flames burst an almighty bellsprout

 

[Jarv156]

I punched the bellsprout in the head, then it evelved into a weepinbell for no reason and killed me with poisonpowder.

A skitty appeared and ate my flesh. XP

 

[JJH]

...

Was there a reason for you to post here?

 

[muppetman]

Skitty threw up from all that flesh, little did skitty know this was actually morning sickness and it was pregnent, months later skitty gave brith to

groudon

 

[xXSyKikXx]

groudon does the ultimate falcon punch and i deteriorate in to a pheonix

which turned out to be moltres

 

[Wolfmaster]

I catch moltres who turns out to be a traitor and eats me alive

you saw mewtwo!

 

[ph33rm3]

Mewtwo turned your brain to jelly.

You saw a happiny!!! OMG IT'S EVIL AHHHH!!!!! RUN! *Pets*

 

[technoxmaniac]

its ate my eyes and heart

you saw a cute little Evee

 

[muppetman]

All your warming love evolved eevee into a flareon, unfortunatly in evolved whislt you were hugging it and you burnt to ash, from the ash raised

An unholy and evil meowth

 

[Erica]

Meowth stole all your money.

A Blaziken

 

[muppetman]

Became so hot that he burnt everything except for

a Butterfree

 

[melly]

flew to the moon

A treeko

 

[cookie.monster]

Cuts your head, arms, legs, and everything off with a razor blade

A Piplup...

 

[melly]

trips u over the cliff

A Zigzagoon

 

[tails1428]

chomped you over and over till all gone


a spoink

 

[Ray_lofstad]

ate you

a jolteon

 

[tails1428]

shocked you till your dead


a mew